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The Abbreviation thread

Unread post by Alad » Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:42 pm

There's many shortcuts in bloody-computer-land, but only few have a clear meaning. So let's make the world a better place, and assign new names...

A few suggestions.

ASM - Asian Sado Masochism
C - Cocain
GNOME - Gonzo Not-so Oblivious Milf Endures
KDE - Kombat Duck Extremist
IRC - Intense Rocking Cunts
VI - VIvisection
EMACS - Extra Murderous Assassin Comes Saturday
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Re: The Abbreviation thread

Unread post by simgin » Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:09 pm

JS = Just Shit ;)
Someone told me that I am delusional, I almost fell off my unicorn.

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Unread post by simgin » Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:13 pm

zsh = zorro saddled him
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Unread post by bones » Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:05 pm

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Unread post by bones » Fri Jul 18, 2014 3:06 pm

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Re: The Abbreviation thread

Unread post by Alad » Sat Jul 19, 2014 8:01 pm

GVFS - Gigantic Vagrant Facials Superman
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Re: The Abbreviation thread

Unread post by machinebacon » Sun Jul 20, 2014 6:09 am

[german]
EMACS - Eichel Muschi Arsch Clitoris Sack
[/german]
Polkit - Penis on little kitteh is terrible :(
dbus - Dirty bitch, u suck!
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Re: The Abbreviation thread

Unread post by Alad » Sun Jul 20, 2014 3:58 pm

X - X is not eXcrement
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Unread post by franksinistra » Sun Jul 20, 2014 4:44 pm

BAR - Bitches Ain't Recursive
YASM - Yet Another Sex Machine
NASM - Not Another Sex Machine
ASM - Another Sex Machine

and it goes on and on....
rice no more.

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Re: The Abbreviation thread

Unread post by Alad » Sun Jul 20, 2014 9:46 pm

AMD - Attuned Monster Dick
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Re: The Abbreviation thread

Unread post by Alad » Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:51 pm

GCC - Get Camembert Cheese
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