Random Internet Thread

[machinebacon]

^ Definitely, they could even have the infection before making such website - I mean, look at the ladies (and not-ladies) they had on the couch... I wouldn't even touch them with my grill tongs. :D It's always fun to see how bored some (all?) of these whores were during the fucking. A mix of roll-eyes and disgust. Both totally understandable, and totally fine :D

Dialog, Scene 1 - On the street in front of a dump
A: whooo, hey baby what's your name?
B: My name Crystal.
A: wooow, what a beautiful name. *camera zooms into pizzaface* niiiice...
B: *looks like a wild bus appearing on the wrong side of the road*
A: Do you want to see my hotel room?
B: Of course.

Scene 2 - Room 907
A: Here we are, that's my room.
B: Yes. *sits on bed and turns on TV*
A: Do you like it?
B: Sure.
A: Show me your <enter random body part>
B: OK. *shows <random body part>
A: Wooow, nice <random body part>
B: Yes.
A: Do you want to take off your clothes?
B: Sure. *one eye still on the TV*

Scene 3 - In the shower
Protagonist B is washing her private part with water from a plastic tube. There is no soap involved. A sausage-colored and -shaped object appears at the bottom of the screen. Protagonist B is now looking confused, one eye on the TV, one eye on the wilt love meat.
A: Yeah come on.... Ahhh uh yeah, you are hot baby.
B: Oh. *takes wilt love meat between thumb and middle finger*
A: You like it?
B: Of course.

And so on, and so on.

[pidsley]

Google AI wins first game against South Korean Go Grandmaster: http://phys.org/news/2016-03-google-sof ... mpion.html

Although the computer had whitewashed European champion Fan Hui 5-0 last October, it had been expected to struggle against 33-year-old Lee, who has topped the world rankings for most of the past decade.

[ChefIronBelly]

^ very interesting. I peaked in the 5th grade after winning the 1st place ribbon its been all down hill. (runner up in checkers and 3rd place in ping pong)

[bones]

Lord of the Rings themed lorem ipsum generator:

http://tolkienipsum.cloudapp.net/

[wuxmedia]

Nice, sometimes odd output, but better than boring old lorum ipsum

[ChefIronBelly]

a cool channel for fiddlers to subscribe on YouTube. Lots of goodies :)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXs3cI ... zJ1stMVJPg

[bones]

If you need yet another email account (this one secure), ProtonMail is now out of beta and available to everyone:

https://protonmail.com/blog/protonmail- ... worldwide/

[franksinistra]

^ currently doesn't support imap/smtp.... Noooooooo
Still, it seems quite nice though...

[bones]

Apple making fun of poor people and good hardware; supporting throwaway gadget, consumer culture:

http://thenextweb.com/opinion/2016/03/2 ... rs-old-pc/
https://www.techinasia.com/awkward-mome ... oor-people

My decade-old ThinkPad says "meh" to Apple.

[GekkoP]

^ Well, with no due respect whatsoever, fuck you Apple and your overpriced hardware.

Sorry, I know bashing is not allowed.

[bones]

^ Bashing shitty behavior is okay by me. Claiming you're "environmental" on one hand, and supporting crass consumerism on the other is bullshit.

[pidsley]

*All* of my machines are more than five years old. So sad.

I will never buy an iPad (or any other tablet) unless I have absolutely no choice.

[dkeg]

Heh, I was watching the keynote. Was like, what! And the panned over to some snobby squids putting their face in their hands shaking their head. Like, pffff, you mean not everyone buys new machines every year?!

[bones]

The horror and the struggle is real...

[franksinistra]

Apple logic: $600 ipad pro > $100 thinkpad

At least when it comes to the amount of money i have to pay. Makes sense.

[wuxmedia]

I'm nearly in the decade brigade.

[ivanovnegro]

That was not bashing Gekko. Grillers will always defend their ideals and one is the use of old hardware.

*Fuck you Apple!*

Typing this from my 7 year old laptop.

And no, I do not need all the fancy apps from the app store. His speech is just pure marketing.

[GekkoP]

^ Thanks, my laptop is 7 years old too and I wouldn't even know what to do with an iPad and its apps.

[rhowaldt]

people buy their bullshit, both the words and the products. that's all that matters to them.

[GekkoP]

^ So true it hurts. And I'm serious.

Of course I know there is a considerable amount of effort behind every Apple product, being it software or hardware. And I know it works, and it works pretty well according to everyone around me who use it. I also know I couldn't possibly be able to do some of the stuff they do.

What I am getting tired of is the hypocrisy. But, once again, the bigger the hypocrisy the more invisible it is.