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Unread post by **doubledutch** » Wed May 27, 2015 11:02 pm

Colorful character (preferably an old asian man or nun) in costume wanted whom will stand next to me all day and slap my hand with a comical object each time I attempt to use my mouse at work. Catch phrases and obscene language encouraged. Pay is $3 an hour. Benefits include free coffee and breakdancing lessons. This job requires a considerable amount of standing. Overtime is authorized. No relocation compensation. Non-english speakers preferred.

Unread post by **gutterslob** » Thu May 28, 2015 2:29 am

Retirement benefits? Insurance? Company stock options?

Unread post by **rust collector** » Thu May 28, 2015 2:54 am

If you buy me a ticket, I can be your asian nun.
I will slap you...

Unread post by **Dr_Chroot** » Thu May 28, 2015 3:02 am

Am I allowed to "socialize" with the locals when you are off work? Or am I required to do the same as at work when you are hacking at your home computer?

Unread post by **machinebacon** » Thu May 28, 2015 5:53 am

I do it if the comical object is an axe.

Unread post by **wuxmedia** » Thu May 28, 2015 8:48 am

Unplug the mouse?
That'll be $30,000, please - Invoice is in the mail, it's the invoice in .doc format :)

Unread post by **vic** » Thu May 28, 2015 3:54 pm

Ok, I will do it for 1.38 $ an hour if I get to use the vibrating effect on the comical object as I see fit to my own abuse.

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