Help wanted - Now hiring
Forum rules
We believe in Hello and Thank You.
We believe in Hello and Thank You.
- doubledutch
- killall X
- Posts: 163
- Joined: Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:25 pm
Help wanted - Now hiring
Colorful character (preferably an old asian man or nun) in costume wanted whom will stand next to me all day and slap my hand with a comical object each time I attempt to use my mouse at work. Catch phrases and obscene language encouraged. Pay is $3 an hour. Benefits include free coffee and breakdancing lessons. This job requires a considerable amount of standing. Overtime is authorized. No relocation compensation. Non-english speakers preferred.
- gutterslob
- Resident Tranny
- Posts: 1126
- Joined: Thu Aug 08, 2013 7:13 pm
Re: Help wanted - Now hiring
Retirement benefits? Insurance? Company stock options?
- rust collector
- Motörhead
- Posts: 536
- Joined: Mon Jan 13, 2014 3:56 pm
- Location: no_nb
Re: Help wanted - Now hiring
If you buy me a ticket, I can be your asian nun.
I will slap you...
I will slap you...
- Dr_Chroot
- Alfalfa
- Posts: 1100
- Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:49 pm
- Location: among the sagebrush
- Contact:
Re: Help wanted - Now hiring
Am I allowed to "socialize" with the locals when you are off work? Or am I required to do the same as at work when you are hacking at your home computer?
Fight internet censorship.
EFF | Tor Project | Bitcoin
"There have been times throughout American history where what is right is not the same as what is legal. Sometimes to do the right thing you have to break the law." - Edward Snowden
EFF | Tor Project | Bitcoin
"There have been times throughout American history where what is right is not the same as what is legal. Sometimes to do the right thing you have to break the law." - Edward Snowden
-
- Baconator
- Posts: 10253
- Joined: Thu Sep 16, 2010 11:03 am
- Location: Pfälzerwald
- Contact:
- wuxmedia
- Grasshopper
- Posts: 6454
- Joined: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:32 am
- Location: Back in Blighty
- Contact:
Re: Help wanted - Now hiring
Unplug the mouse?
That'll be $30,000, please - Invoice is in the mail, it's the invoice in .doc format :)
That'll be $30,000, please - Invoice is in the mail, it's the invoice in .doc format :)
Re: Help wanted - Now hiring
Ok, I will do it for 1.38 $ an hour if I get to use the vibrating effect on the comical object as I see fit to my own abuse.