OK, where's the coffee?

Unread post by **Sector11** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 8:57 pm

I walk in the room and no coffee pot? I need coffee to conky ... which reminds me I gotta look for a conky thread.

I'm not a programmer, I don't do bash, perl, python or windows. Floors and counters I do.

But I'll do what I can where I can ... and lurk-n-read a lot!

OK, now to set up my profile....

Unread post by **pidsley** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:03 pm

Welcome to the Q S11.

Unread post by **Unia** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:09 pm

Seems like everybody is moving here.. :D Welcome!

Unread post by **DebianJoe** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:23 pm

Welcome S11.

Unread post by **wuxmedia** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:46 pm

welcome indeed to the BBQ, roast, boast, toast. ghost the most.

Unread post by **vic** » Tue Aug 20, 2013 11:43 pm

welcome, conky up!

Unread post by **dkeg** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:16 am

Welcome to the grill Sector.

Unread post by **bones** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:54 am

Welcome aboard. You may find yourself among the conky-averse. But hey, bacon made LXDE kinda popular, so ya never know, right?

Unread post by **machinebacon** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:20 am

Hello Sexy Sector, welcome to the conky-agnostic bunch - I even got raped for using dzen2 ("BLOAT!") but as ^bones says: ya never know. ;)

@coffee: gotta ask Ivan, he's the "Secretary of Coffee Relations"

Unread post by **rhowaldt** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:48 pm

welcome to the sewers of Linuxland S11 :D

Unread post by **gutterslob** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:03 pm

No coffee, but we have tranny. You want? Call me anytime, big boy~

Unread post by **wuxmedia** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 5:02 pm

^ 0_o - so it *really was* you on the motorbike, dress and Vader/Stormtrooper helmet? nice pins 8)

Unread post by **Sector11** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:35 pm

Been a hell of a day so far, first I hit [Ctrl]+q for @ and we know what that does ... had nice little quips for most of you ... almost done ... had to start again ... got all the way down to gutterslob and saw wuxmedia's comment to slobber and started laughing ... hit something and blink! Iceweasel dove down the hole! GRRRRRRRRR at me!

So this time a short version. Thank you one and all for the warm welcome.

@ Gutter, I'll wait for a coffee, sex change or not, you are not my type. :O)

@ rhowaldt - sewer? Do I need hip-waders?

@ bacon - "Secretary of Coffee Relations" is a good title for Ivan ... as I recall he makes a brew that will curl your hair. I've seen his equipment. {down Gutter, I'm talking coffee. Scheech, guy gets a sex change and all he/she/it thinks about is sex this, sex that} .... back to bacon; You really made LXDE 'kinda' popular? Damn if you can do that conky should shine ... People should really look at gutter's one liner.

To the "conky-averse" and the "conky-agnostic bunch" I guess conkyForecast in a terminal is out of the question as well, I mean if dzen2 is bloat I can only imagine what conky and conkyForecast (python script) would be considered. But it looks cool:

---> czech -->

Unread post by **dkeg** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:43 pm

that's cool, call the weather script only when you want, right, just b/c our schlong is useful we don't leave it hanging out all the time.

Unread post by **slixz85** » Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:10 pm

Welcome Sector. Here you go man. I can't get enough.

[thumbnail=center]http://static.tastykitchen.com/wp-conte ... -Sauce.jpg[/thumbnail]

Unread post by **gutterslob** » Thu Aug 22, 2013 1:04 am

@SexyThing11
Conky in cli-mode is actually pretty light, plus most WM statusbars can pipe conky-cli output without much hassle or memory penalty. Depending on output, a conky-cli for say, 10 variables piped to dzen2 could be lighter (memory wise) than piping the ouutput of 10 separate .sh scripts to dzen2. Anyways, start your conky thread and post that config. Never know when I might want to pipe something.

Unread post by **Sector11** » Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:01 pm

dkeg wrote:that's cool, call the weather script only when you want, right, just b/c our schlong is useful we don't leave it hanging out all the time.

hahahahahaha ... Yea you got that right. I'll find the right place and post it... it needs {cough} a bit of bloat though {cough} with conkyForecast:

Code: Select all

 22 Aug 13 | 17:59:22 ~
    $ show conkyForecast
Package: conkyforecast                   
New: yes
State: installed
Automatically installed: no
Version: 2.24
Priority: extra
Section: python
Maintainer: Mark Buck (Kaivalagi) <[email protected]>
Architecture: all
Uncompressed Size: 5,091 k
Depends: python-central (>= 0.6.7), python-dateutil
Description: Weather forecast script with support for language files, for use in Conky

Unread post by **Sector11** » Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:02 pm

gutterslob wrote:@SexyThing11
Conky in cli-mode is actually pretty light, plus most WM statusbars can pipe conky-cli output without much hassle or memory penalty. Depending on output, a conky-cli for say, 10 variables piped to dzen2 could be lighter (memory wise) than piping the ouutput of 10 separate .sh scripts to dzen2. Anyways, start your conky thread and post that config. Never know when I might want to pipe something.

OK, sounds good. later tonight or tomorrow.

Unread post by **Sector11** » Thu Aug 22, 2013 10:03 pm

slixz85 wrote:Welcome Sector. Here you go man. I can't get enough.

YUMMY! Gracias!

Unread post by **Titan** » Fri Aug 23, 2013 2:41 pm

Welcome Sector11

I'm curious, In all of your screenshots ive seen why you've never had a picture of blackbird as your wallpaper when you're such a fan?

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