OK, where's the coffee?
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OK, where's the coffee?
I walk in the room and no coffee pot? I need coffee to conky ... which reminds me I gotta look for a conky thread.
I'm not a programmer, I don't do bash, perl, python or windows. Floors and counters I do.
But I'll do what I can where I can ... and lurk-n-read a lot!
OK, now to set up my profile....
I'm not a programmer, I don't do bash, perl, python or windows. Floors and counters I do.
But I'll do what I can where I can ... and lurk-n-read a lot!
OK, now to set up my profile....
I am THE resident noob, hands down no discussion. ... and
I wear my soap on a rope.
I wear my soap on a rope.
Re: OK, where's the coffee?
Welcome to the Q S11.
Re: OK, where's the coffee?
Seems like everybody is moving here.. :D Welcome!
Re: OK, where's the coffee?
Welcome S11.
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Re: OK, where's the coffee?
welcome indeed to the BBQ, roast, boast, toast. ghost the most.
Re: OK, where's the coffee?
welcome, conky up!
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Welcome aboard. You may find yourself among the conky-averse. But hey, bacon made LXDE kinda popular, so ya never know, right?
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Hello Sexy Sector, welcome to the conky-agnostic bunch - I even got raped for using dzen2 ("BLOAT!") but as ^bones says: ya never know. ;)
@coffee: gotta ask Ivan, he's the "Secretary of Coffee Relations"
@coffee: gotta ask Ivan, he's the "Secretary of Coffee Relations"
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welcome to the sewers of Linuxland S11 :D
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Re: OK, where's the coffee?
No coffee, but we have tranny. You want? Call me anytime, big boy~
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^ 0_o - so it *really was* you on the motorbike, dress and Vader/Stormtrooper helmet? nice pins 8)
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Been a hell of a day so far, first I hit [Ctrl]+q for @ and we know what that does ... had nice little quips for most of you ... almost done ... had to start again ... got all the way down to gutterslob and saw wuxmedia's comment to slobber and started laughing ... hit something and blink! Iceweasel dove down the hole! GRRRRRRRRR at me!
So this time a short version. Thank you one and all for the warm welcome.
@ Gutter, I'll wait for a coffee, sex change or not, you are not my type. :O)
@ rhowaldt - sewer? Do I need hip-waders?
@ bacon - "Secretary of Coffee Relations" is a good title for Ivan ... as I recall he makes a brew that will curl your hair. I've seen his equipment. {down Gutter, I'm talking coffee. Scheech, guy gets a sex change and all he/she/it thinks about is sex this, sex that} .... back to bacon; You really made LXDE 'kinda' popular? Damn if you can do that conky should shine ... People should really look at gutter's one liner.
To the "conky-averse" and the "conky-agnostic bunch" I guess conkyForecast in a terminal is out of the question as well, I mean if dzen2 is bloat I can only imagine what conky and conkyForecast (python script) would be considered. But it looks cool:
---> czech -->
So this time a short version. Thank you one and all for the warm welcome.
@ Gutter, I'll wait for a coffee, sex change or not, you are not my type. :O)
@ rhowaldt - sewer? Do I need hip-waders?
@ bacon - "Secretary of Coffee Relations" is a good title for Ivan ... as I recall he makes a brew that will curl your hair. I've seen his equipment. {down Gutter, I'm talking coffee. Scheech, guy gets a sex change and all he/she/it thinks about is sex this, sex that} .... back to bacon; You really made LXDE 'kinda' popular? Damn if you can do that conky should shine ... People should really look at gutter's one liner.
To the "conky-averse" and the "conky-agnostic bunch" I guess conkyForecast in a terminal is out of the question as well, I mean if dzen2 is bloat I can only imagine what conky and conkyForecast (python script) would be considered. But it looks cool:
---> czech -->
I am THE resident noob, hands down no discussion. ... and
I wear my soap on a rope.
I wear my soap on a rope.
Re: OK, where's the coffee?
that's cool, call the weather script only when you want, right, just b/c our schlong is useful we don't leave it hanging out all the time.
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Welcome Sector. Here you go man. I can't get enough.
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Re: OK, where's the coffee?
@SexyThing11
Conky in cli-mode is actually pretty light, plus most WM statusbars can pipe conky-cli output without much hassle or memory penalty. Depending on output, a conky-cli for say, 10 variables piped to dzen2 could be lighter (memory wise) than piping the ouutput of 10 separate .sh scripts to dzen2. Anyways, start your conky thread and post that config. Never know when I might want to pipe something.
Conky in cli-mode is actually pretty light, plus most WM statusbars can pipe conky-cli output without much hassle or memory penalty. Depending on output, a conky-cli for say, 10 variables piped to dzen2 could be lighter (memory wise) than piping the ouutput of 10 separate .sh scripts to dzen2. Anyways, start your conky thread and post that config. Never know when I might want to pipe something.
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hahahahahaha ... Yea you got that right. I'll find the right place and post it... it needs {cough} a bit of bloat though {cough} with conkyForecast:dkeg wrote:that's cool, call the weather script only when you want, right, just b/c our schlong is useful we don't leave it hanging out all the time.
Code: Select all
22 Aug 13 | 17:59:22 ~
$ show conkyForecast
Package: conkyforecast
New: yes
State: installed
Automatically installed: no
Version: 2.24
Priority: extra
Section: python
Maintainer: Mark Buck (Kaivalagi) <[email protected]>
Architecture: all
Uncompressed Size: 5,091 k
Depends: python-central (>= 0.6.7), python-dateutil
Description: Weather forecast script with support for language files, for use in Conky
I am THE resident noob, hands down no discussion. ... and
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Re: OK, where's the coffee?
OK, sounds good. later tonight or tomorrow.gutterslob wrote:@SexyThing11
Conky in cli-mode is actually pretty light, plus most WM statusbars can pipe conky-cli output without much hassle or memory penalty. Depending on output, a conky-cli for say, 10 variables piped to dzen2 could be lighter (memory wise) than piping the ouutput of 10 separate .sh scripts to dzen2. Anyways, start your conky thread and post that config. Never know when I might want to pipe something.
I am THE resident noob, hands down no discussion. ... and
I wear my soap on a rope.
I wear my soap on a rope.
Re: OK, where's the coffee?
YUMMY! Gracias!slixz85 wrote:Welcome Sector. Here you go man. I can't get enough.
I am THE resident noob, hands down no discussion. ... and
I wear my soap on a rope.
I wear my soap on a rope.
Re: OK, where's the coffee?
Welcome Sector11
I'm curious, In all of your screenshots ive seen why you've never had a picture of blackbird as your wallpaper when you're such a fan?
I'm curious, In all of your screenshots ive seen why you've never had a picture of blackbird as your wallpaper when you're such a fan?
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