Favorite neckbeards through history

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Re: Favorite neckbeards through history

Unread post by bones » Mon Mar 03, 2014 9:10 pm

^ Ned Kelly, yes, awesome! Mick Jagger as Ned Kelly? Not so much.

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Unread post by rhowaldt » Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:28 pm

57kev wrote:still some debate as to whether he was a hero or just a murderous arsehole.
who cares, really? :)
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Unread post by kiiroitori » Tue Mar 18, 2014 5:09 pm

It is clear by reading this thread that men who make history are all beard-wearers.
Let me add this guy, Robert James Fischer, developper of pyChess:
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I am usually pro-Russian, but
1- Kasparov doesn't have a beard.
2- Fischer doesn't have a stupid anti-virus software surname.
3- Fischer kicked some nonGNU chess software's ass, unlike that Kaspersky guy, whatever his name.

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Re: Favorite neckbeards through history

Unread post by RandomCharacter » Tue Mar 18, 2014 8:25 pm

Great post, @kiiroitori !

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Unread post by rhowaldt » Tue Mar 18, 2014 9:47 pm

^^ love his eyes :) (and his beard, but that goes without saying)
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Unread post by Titan » Wed Mar 19, 2014 1:24 am

A fine beard for a fine actor:

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Unread post by bones » Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:40 pm

This guy, of course... ;)
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Unread post by bones » Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:59 pm

New musical find, Hermeto Pascoal. Extremely fuzzy.
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Unread post by rhowaldt » Wed Jun 11, 2014 7:51 am

^ hahahaha, glorious picture!
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Unread post by machinebacon » Sun Jun 15, 2014 4:32 pm

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Re: Favorite neckbeards through history

Unread post by kiiroitori » Fri Jul 18, 2014 5:14 pm

Einstein stole most of his discoveries from Poincare? Difficult to tell. Let's have a beard test.

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David Grisman

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Unread post by ivanovnegro » Sun Sep 07, 2014 3:31 pm

^ That is a nice beard.

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Re: Favorite neckbeards through history

Unread post by doubledutch » Mon Sep 08, 2014 3:56 pm

Action Bronson!

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Victor Vasquez A.K.A. Kool A.D. is my absolute favorite neckbeard rapper, however.

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Unread post by rhowaldt » Mon Sep 08, 2014 6:44 pm

^ those are some proper beards for sure!
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Unread post by rhowaldt » Mon Sep 08, 2014 7:04 pm

Aleister Crowley's most famous pictures are completely bald. Although he is notoriously famous for being a Magus (Magician, Magickian, whatever you wanna call it), he is also famous for being a fantastic rockclimber (and if you believe him: the best). When i read his autobiography i got the feeling (and he had the same feeling himself) that his happiest moments were on mountains, climbing. In a way, while acting as a prophet for Thelema and urging people to find their True Will, he was forgetting his own True Will, which seemed to be to climb mountains.
One of the expeditions he did was to K2, i believe as (one of) the first to attempt this mountain. Obviously you cannot shave very well on a mountain, so he'd have a beard. Curious how (assuming all my ramblings are true) while exercising his True Will he has a beard, and while being a prophet he didnt.
Anyway, here is a picture of Crowley during that expedition, donning a wild mountaineer's beard.
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Then there's Alan Watts, American Zen Buddhist and guruh and all that shit, and i love him very much. His beard (and hair) is very Zen.
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And here is somebody curiously sharing the Watts name, while probably being totally unrelated, but who i love as well. Absurdist performer Reggie Watts, with a magnificent beard both on his chin but even more so on his head. I can only suppose his intention is for people to be able to turn his head upside down easily.
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Unread post by machinebacon » Fri Sep 26, 2014 3:55 pm

Ferdinand Thommes, the "Stallman of Siduction", and secret fan of our chaotic grill, we salute you :)
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Unread post by ivanovnegro » Fri Sep 26, 2014 6:41 pm

I think after going through Cream his beard is now even longer than above. ;)

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Unread post by rhowaldt » Fri Nov 14, 2014 3:34 pm

well, look at this. somebody did a bunch of the work for us: http://publicdomainreview.org/collectio ... s-of-time/
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Unread post by Dr_Chroot » Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:26 pm

^ Thanks rho! I would have to say that of all of the beards displayed, the unsauced guy's was the best :D
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