Favorite neckbeards through history

[bones]

Artistic and cinematic neckbeards:

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Can't believe I forgot my man Ed Abbey in this thread:

[ivanovnegro]

Awesome avatar Bones.

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^Thanks. Meat eater and pipe smoker with beard, of course. ;)

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Jon "maddog" Hall:

Alan Cox:

[machinebacon]

Bob "Happy Little" Ross, inventor of the wet-in-wet technique for pubic facial hair. God bless ya!

[xaos52]

It is currently still debated whether learning exotic programming languages will contribute to better (voluminous) growth of the neckbeard. But especially Lisp/Scheme and Haskell have recently been claimed to tremendously accelerate facial hair growth, and therefore regained popularity among the novice develope

Source: http://thequickword.wordpress.com/2014/ ... rd-hacker/

[GekkoP]

Nice, so studying Scheme with 'Structure And Interpretation Of Computer Programs' will bring me a serious neckbeard! I knew I was doing the right thing!

[ChefIronBelly]

How about some Hatfield & Mccoys

[machinebacon]

^...where even the girls wear a neckbeard :D

(but hey, the topic is not about "favorite rednecks" :D)

[ChefIronBelly]

^ and they may be your sister wife ;)

[RandomCharacter]

I love the internet meme where one picture is of several (maybe six) American military guys carrying a large log in a grueling training exercise. Then, the next picture is of a Russian looking woman carrying an even larger log all by herself.

Tim

[machinebacon]

^ This one? :D

[franksinistra]

Neil Fallon, Clutch vocalist. Not my favorite vocalist and not my favorite beard, but I like Clutch so here he is.

^ whoa cool!

my favorite is this football player (soccer player for you american friends)

http://www.biography.com/imported/image ... -1-402.jpg

i still think a certain prophet from a certain religion got a nice beard though... but i fear a fatwa on my head if i post his pic

Moderator Edit: Sorry this one is just too big and breaks the page. ;)

[bones]

All my favorite male herbalists are bearded. None of my favorite female herbalists are bearded. This is as it should be.

Michael Moore:


Matthew Wood:


Jim McDonald:


Ryan Drum:


Paul Bergner:

[hinto]

[wuxmedia]

^ Probably the most unimaginative name for anyone in history, however fitting.
Although, Hinto we can't condone piracy on these here boards 8p

[bones]

^ Probably the most unimaginative name for anyone in history, however fitting.

Well, it's still cooler and more interesting than Edward Teach. :D

[57kev]

This one is a favourite here in the antipodes, still some debate as to whether he was a hero or just a murderous arsehole.
Fits in with the black bearded one, I think.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Kelly

Though what amuses me is that someone thought it was a good idea to make a movie about him, and cast Mick Jagger as Kelly.