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Unread post by dkeg » Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:38 pm

simgin wrote:Funny stuff :)
2niab12.jpeg
That's fuckin hilarious. Can you please share the link where you got it?

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Unread post by simgin » Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:04 pm

^ Sorry but I have forgotten from where I found it first time. It has been on my pc for ages. Only thing I can do is postimage it.

http://postimg.org/image/4v1vickln/

If you want thumbnailed size, hot link to forums or something like that , I can post it here to, if needs be :)

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Unread post by rhowaldt » Thu Aug 07, 2014 10:08 am

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Unread post by dkeg » Thu Aug 07, 2014 11:14 am

simgin wrote:^ Sorry but I have forgotten from where I found it first time. It has been on my pc for ages. Only thing I can do is postimage it.
no worries, that works just fine. My wife got a kick out of it. Thanks!

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Unread post by Subsentient » Thu Aug 07, 2014 12:25 pm

Bathing in peanut butter is good for the soul. Not the chunky kind though, the chunks get stuck in your crack.

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Unread post by tenkainen » Thu Aug 07, 2014 3:04 pm

dkeg wrote:
simgin wrote:Funny stuff :)
2niab12.jpeg
That's fuckin hilarious. Can you please share the link where you got it?
I think they are just scans from this:
http://blog.wrybaby.com.host01.cfdynami ... 5000-sold/
http://www.amazon.com/Safe-Baby-Handlin ... 0762424915

Also, search terms "baby instructions" in google images (or I do believe in any image search service) will result in desired results.
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Unread post by simgin » Fri Aug 08, 2014 12:25 pm

^ haha, thanks Tenkainen :D There are some serious gold nuggets there. Wrybaby's slogan is: Raising funny people.

Here is a taster:

http://postimg.org/image/rim6lm6h7/

http://postimg.org/image/k3wut8kln/
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Unread post by vic » Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:10 pm

What a perfect way to waste a sunday, watching the bbc original of "house of cards" while keeping an eye on twitter, the neverending stream of blabla of minor and major impotance.

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Unread post by vic » Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:04 pm

damn hard work this tweeting business :D

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Unread post by RandomCharacter » Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:26 pm

Yeah, vic, Twitter wears me out, too. 1000 pieces of crap, then a real gem.

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Unread post by Alad » Sun Aug 10, 2014 5:47 pm

So apparently there's something nice at #388?

edit: LOL
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Unread post by vic » Sun Aug 10, 2014 7:38 pm

Yeah, one of those deep superficial wisdoms. :D Thanks for the LOL Alad

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Unread post by Alad » Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:06 pm

It's funny how we used to be able to do real stuff with rudimentary computers, but now we can't. -- ratcheer

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Unread post by franksinistra » Fri Aug 15, 2014 2:17 pm

rice no more.

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Unread post by simgin » Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:59 pm

Some of you might have heard about it. Free phones , GTFO!


http://microsoft-news.com/microsoft-giv ... heir-jobs/

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Unread post by machinebacon » Fri Aug 15, 2014 5:46 pm

I fell in love with org-mode. Fuck yes.

http://orgmode.org/features.html
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Unread post by simgin » Fri Aug 15, 2014 6:04 pm

^ Hehe, first thing I saw was the .el and then I panicked lol. Hmm Emacs Lisp, this is a bit out of my reach! But tbh it looks damn nice and clean, kudos!

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Ps: will there ever be a Nano (insert programming language) ? I like Nano and can only handle that :(
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Unread post by wuxmedia » Fri Aug 15, 2014 9:29 pm

^^ and I have trouble using iCal on my phone, 8^3
let alone that much scheduling...

nano's fine, it's like a gateway text-ed, that and tmux, maketh the emacser, me thinketh.
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Unread post by Subsentient » Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:35 am

I just about shat my pants. This is the weirdest thing I've seen this week, and I see a lot of weird things.
I probably would have been a STRONG OS/2 user had I been a part of that era.
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Unread post by machinebacon » Sun Aug 17, 2014 5:01 am

simgin wrote:^ Hehe, first thing I saw was the .el and then I panicked lol. Hmm Emacs Lisp, this is a bit out of my reach! But tbh it looks damn nice and clean, kudos!

simon

Ps: will there ever be a Nano (insert programming language) ? I like Nano and can only handle that :(
Oh dont worry the .el

Org-mode is part of Emacs and to actually use it you just need to remember a handful of things:

* Headline 1

** Headline 2
Some items
And more

*** Item 1
*** Item 2

* Another headline

the things can be expanded with <tab> and made TODO and DONE with Shift-left/right

I haven't encountered Elisp yet - as I only *use* org-mode :) Love the export-as-... commands, and the agenda/calendar integration. Try it first, then come back and give me a virtual blowjob :)
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