LinuxBBQ

dkeg wrote:Maybe we should add a testimonials section to our site, where we can each describe our own experiences and why we are grillers. Might be kind of gay, or not.

I would gladly do this, but only if I can make it ESPECIALLY gay.

"I shifted from a gentle RAM boot to a forceful sudo bbqinstaller, deeply thrusting my thick new file structure deep into the soft backside of the ext4 partition. The hard, hard disk spinning wildly under my dominant new / partition."

50 shades of BBQ? Count me in.

Wow! Got a stubby. Who knew it could be so hot.

^^ :D oh dear, I'm laughing my mouth off.

That said, not only that guy missed our philosophy, he also uses two exclamation marks in one sentence. That's enough for me.

Hmmm, bullet-point review, interesting. And by "interesting," I mean, what a fucktard. Whatever.

And that's some damn funny shit, Joe. :D

Hah, nice one Dj :D
I wish I was that poetic.

that's beautiful Joe. i, too, would be happy to write a testimonial in whatever vein i feel like writing it. probably a silly one. but i like the idea!

/etymology thread: testify - supposedly from holding (swearing) on ones testes.... Sexy prose Joe - got a second career coming on there :)

At least we have a face:

http://www.gilesorr.com/giles/photos.html

Fuck, this is worth a meme:

http://www.gilesorr.com/giles/images/1997.web.jpg

That Gilesorr dude is the best entertainment I've had in years. One gem from ElementaryOS 'review':

"apt-get update" inspires a MASSIVE (34.7 MB - never seen anything like it before) round of downloading

Massive.

^ Don't know if troll or just no idea :D

^^ He should have written it in Bytes to make it sound more insane.
I would have done it like this, so it wouldn't cause "panic" for the "ElementaryOS customers" 0.000037 PetaByte upgrade <------------- sorry couldn't help myself.

This guy is a riot. I have to guess that he is being facetious, but at the same time I could see my noob self making some of these same comments if I wasn't careful :D

http://www.gilesorr.com/photography/200 ... 4A.web.jpg

The DPR of Korea has forked Bork!

http://captiongenerator.com/44699/DPRK-Distro-released

She looks like she is trying to hold back laughter in that video. Thought happiness and smiling were punishable by firing squad?

I heard, or think I heard the word "command" once in there. But that is how every BBQ spin should be presented, only the &%¤/&¤#%#"¤%#&%/& would try it! ;)

heheh, this should be on the release notes :)

That is real propaganda. Should be on the main page. :D

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10207861

I love it when people get bent by the release names. It means they won't come here and annoy us.

wow, you're fast, we were just discussing that on IRC. And of course a virtualbox victim as well.

:wipes vaginal discharge from hands:

"well done, guys!" :)